But didn't you know? I'm awesome!
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Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Beat all the levels
Unlock first 24 levels
Unlock first 16 levels
Unlock First 8 Levels
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Kill your first enemy
Throw your first bomb
Complete ONE THIRD of the original levels.
Level 16 completed